Whiz of the Web: Friday Fried Onions

A steaming hot pile of our favorite things from around the internets.

• Apparently it's National Fast Food Day! Is that a bell we hear? Perhaps a... taco bell? (Via Sarah)
• Rumor is that Tom Cruise will play Hugh Hefner in the upcoming biopic. It's kind of a creepy idea, but it sort of works, too.
• The secret, true name of Cloverfield is supposedly... Cloverfield. Also, there's a new trailer online, but it's a poor quality bootleg video, so watch it quick before it's gone, and don't expect much of it - although we think it's still pretty cool.
• List time! The Movie Blog has unveiled their list of the Top 10 Man's Man Movie Characters. Meanwhile, Cinematical has for us their Seven Favorite Hitman Characters, and MSN Movies has put together a list of the worst movie titles ever (via).
• Ooh! Rumor is the House of the Dead franchise is headed for the Wii in the form of something called House of the Dead 2 & 3 Return.
• Heh. The developers of the game Fable 2 need a new insult that NPCs will hurl at the main character if he's disliked, and they've opened it up to the readers of their blog to suggest a good one. (Via)
• Rock Band and Guitar Hero III share six songs in common, so Games Radar had the clever idea of synching up a handful of those songs in both games and running a side-by-side video comparison. (Via)
• Tim Burton just signed a two-picture deal with Disney. He'll be directing and producing 3D versions of Alice in Wonderland and his own Frankenweenie.