One Night in with Paris

Paris Hilton, former celebutante/party girl/homemade video star and now alcoholic elephant advocate (thanks to Jim, Ross, and Sarah for that one) is releasing a new perfume called CAN CAN. (Get it? Because that's something they do in Paris. But then, so is this.)

To celebrate, the formerly constipated jailbird will be at Macy's Center City today – and you can meet her! All you have to do is be one of the first 200 people to buy a $55 bottle of her new fragrance, and then you can get "an exclusive pass to meet Paris and score her autograph" at 5PM today. But be careful with what you bring her to autograph: "If any jokers plan to show up with a copy of One Night in Paris," warns Dan Gross, "we can assure you she won't sign it."

In honor of the hotel heiress's visit, McGillin's Olde Ale House, just steps away from Macy's, will host "Paris Hilton look-alike karaoke" tonight starting at 9PM. "The bar, offering cash prizes to winners, also will serve CanCan Cocoa (cocoa with gold sparkles) all evening," as well as peanut butter and jelly shots, as Paris requested peanut butter and jelly sandwiches from Macy's for her visit – at least according to the Inquirer, who punctuated the statement with "Eeeww!"

We agree, Inky. The idea of Paris Hilton in our city... well, we don't think it's "hot."

Image via the Macy's flyer we received, laughed at, and decided we had to post about.