This week's quote comes from Eugene O'Neill, who said: "It is Mystery—the mystery any one man or woman can feel but not understand as the meaning of any event—or accident—in any life on earth ... [that] I want to realize in the theatre. The solution, if there ever be any, will probably have to be produced in a test tube and turn out to be discouragingly undramatic." Now, on with the listings!
Greater Tuna - Or is it chicken? November 20-December 30. Tickets online.
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat - Any dream will do. November 20-December 30. Ticket information online.
Treasure Island - Mmmm... popcorn chicken and hush puppies... Through December 30. Tickets online.
50 West 50 - You love her, but she loves him, and he loves somebody else... November 16-December 2. Tickets online.
Baby with the Bathwater - Don't throw it out. November 16-December 1. Reservations online.
Hate Mail - As bloggers, we've gotten plenty of it. Through December 9. Tickets online.
Mother Courage and Her Children - Those must be some pretty buff kids. Through December 2. Tickets at 610.519.7474.
Mrs. Bob Cratchit's Wild Christmas Binge - Tiny Tim, could you fetch some more wassail? Through December 2. Tickets online.
The Seven Year Itch - Isn't that what Valtrex is for? Through December 8. Ticket information online.
Dating Games - We've played one or two in our time. Through November 18. Tickets online.
The Faculty Room - Or, as we knew it in middle school, the forbidden planet. Through December 1. Tickets online.
Ghosts - Twice the Demi Moore, twice the Patrick Swayze. Or not. Through November 24. Call 302.258.2041 for info on tickets.
Peter Pan - Even thinking about the play has us singing the music from it. Through January 6. Tickets online.
The School for Wives - Hey now! What are you insinuating about matrimony here? Through December 2. Tickets online.
The Visit - The fact that it's unexpected makes it even worse. Through November 25. Tickets online.
The Complete History of America (Abridged) - If you loved The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged), then you'll probably love this show, too. Otherwise, it might be best to stay away – it's the same writers and the same concept. Through November 17. Tickets online.
An Ideal Husband - They don't exist. Through November 18. Ticket information online.
Mr. Marmalade - Quite different, we hope, from "Lady Marmalade." Through November 25. Ticket information online.
Molly Sweeney - No snide comment here, folks – making fun of the blind isn't cool. Through November 18. Tickets online.
Being Alive - Better, we suppose, than the alternative. Through December 2. Tickets online.
Last of the Boys - But… What about the world's population? Through November 18. Tickets online.
Titanic: The Musical - Celine Dion need not apply. Through November 14. Ticket information online.
An Act of the Imagination - It is, after all, the best kind. Through November 17. Tickets online.
An Empty Plate in the Café du Grand Boeuf - That had better be one yummy-tasting plate! Through December 9. Tickets online.
Hello Dolly! - What about Dolly's clone? (What? You don't mean the sheep?) Through December 23. For information, call 302.475.2313.
ComedySportz - You know Whose Line Is It Anyway? Yeah, it's kinda like that. Open run. Tickets online.
The N Crowd - More local improv. Open ended run. Tickets and information online.
Tony n' Tina's Wedding - It's like My Big Fat Greek Wedding for a South Philly audience. Open run. Tickets and information at 1.800.660.TINA.
Menopause: The Musical - The name says it all, doesn't it? Open run. Tickets online.
If you've got a theater listing in the Philadelphia area, let us know! Also feel absolutely free to post other listings on the comments page!
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