This week's quote comes from the song "Neverland" from Peter Pan, which happens to be opening at the Walnut next week. Now, on with the listings!

Dating Games - We've played one or two in our time. November 7-18. Tickets online.

The Faculty Room - Or, as we knew it in middle school, the forbidden planet. November 7-December 1. Tickets online.

Ghosts - Twice the Demi Moore, twice the Patrick Swayze. Or not. November 9-24. Call 302.258.2041 for info on tickets.

Peter Pan - Even thinking about the play has us singing the music from it. November 6-January 6. Tickets online.

The School for Wives - Hey now! What are you insinuating about matrimony here? November 9-December 2. Tickets online.

The Visit - The fact that it's unexpected makes it even worse. November 9-25. Tickets online.

The Complete History of America (Abridged) - If you loved The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged), then you'll probably love this show, too. Otherwise, it might be best to stay away – it's the same writers and the same concept. November 2-17. Tickets online.

An Ideal Husband - They don't exist. November 2-18. Ticket information online.

The Mikado - Did you know that suicide is punishable by hanging? November 2-10. Tickets online.

Mr. Marmalade - Quite different, we hope, from "Lady Marmalade." November 1-25. Ticket information online.

Molly Sweeney - No snide comment here, folks – making fun of the blind isn't cool. November 1-18. Tickets online.

No Longer Warriors - What does that make them now? November 2-11. Tickets and information at 856.769.3638.

Assassins - That's right. Yep, it's a musical about successful and attempted presidential assassinations. Through November 3. Tickets online.

Being Alive - Better, we suppose, than the alternative. Through December 2. Tickets online.

The Diary of Anne Frank - An incredibly inappropriate Stephen Lynch song just popped into our heads. Through November 9. Box office online.

Triffina and the Queens of Conomor - It's almost worth seeing for the name alone. Through November 3. Tickets online.

Arsenic and Old Lace - A most deadly combination. Through November 3. Reservations online.

Breathing Corpses - Something tells us that that's not right. Through November 10. Tickets online.

Last of the Boys - But… What about the world's population? Through November 18. Tickets online.

Titanic: The Musical - Celine Dion need not apply. Through November 14. Ticket information online.

An Act of the Imagination - It is, after all, the best kind. Through November 17. Tickets online.

An Empty Plate in the Café du Grand Boeuf - That had better be one yummy-tasting plate! Through December 9. Tickets online.

Hello Dolly! - What about Dolly's clone? (What? You don't mean the sheep?) Through December 23. For information, call 302.475.2313.

The Rocky Horror Show - No description needed for this one, snarky or otherwise. Through October 31. Ticket information at 609.291.9000.

Six Characters in Search of an Author - Sounds like that won't end well. Through November 11. Tickets online.

ComedySportz - You know Whose Line Is It Anyway? Yeah, it's kinda like that. Open run. Tickets online.

The N Crowd - More local improv. Open ended run. Tickets and information online.

Tony n' Tina's Wedding - It's like My Big Fat Greek Wedding for a South Philly audience. Open run. Tickets and information at 1.800.660.TINA.

Menopause: The Musical - The name says it all, doesn't it? Open run. Tickets online.

If you've got a theater listing in the Philadelphia area, let us know! Also feel absolutely free to post other listings on the comments page!

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