Whiz of the Web: Wednesday Whiz-Up

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  • Blender claims to have put together a list of the 40 Worst Lyricists in Rock, but they've done a pretty awful job. We'll admit that everybody on this list has written very bad lyrics at one time or another, but people like Paul McCartney, Billy Corgan, Jim Morrison, and the members of Genesis have also written great big piles of really excellent lyrics, so it's hard to understand how they could be included with the likes of Kevin Federline, Scott Stapp, Neil Peart, and Fred Durst. And Sting as the worst lyricist ever? That's just patently wrong. The man has written some of the best pop songs of all time. Man, now we're just pissed. You pissed us off, Blender!
  • Ten professionals talk about the impact of the internet on writers. Speaking as someone who writes on the internet, we're intrigued. (Via Jill)
  • Nintendo just put out a bunch of exciting announcements pretty much all at once, so we're going to try to sum them up in one bullet point: Sonic the Hedgehog is in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, you'll soon be able to download demos for DS games on your Wii, and a bunch of new Wii titles have had their release dates announced/confirmed.
  • Fans of Lovecraft's universe will enjoy these Records That Should Not Be.
  • Um, did you know that a researcher "has built a synthetic chromosome out of laboratory chemicals and is poised to announce the creation of the first new artificial life form on Earth." Gah! We can make artificial life now?! Holy crap!! (Via)
  • The Soviet Union was developing a laser space battle station called Skif from the beginning of the 1980s. An unarmed prototype was created around 1985 and actually launched in 1987, but the project was scrapped when the Soviet Union fell. You may now begin freaking out. (Via)
  • Good news: an incredible, gigantic, blockbuster script for the Thor movie has been written. Bad news: it would have cost $300 million dollars to make, so they've scrapped it and asked for a new script that will only cost $150 million.

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Game sounds like Tron: The Next Generation.

Transformers 2 is yet another movie that should not be made.

The Land of the Lost movie is yet more proof that Hollywood is deciding it is easier to look at their back catalog instead of come up with anything new and worthy of spending $12 on.

As for the Soviet laser deathstar, it was probably made with Lada parts, so no need to panic.

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