This Week (and Last!) in Celebrity...

...Great Parenting: Raise your hand if this one surprises you. (Via The Superficial.)

...Good Ideas: After seeing the above link, this obviously makes a lot of sense. (Via People.com.)

...Ummm... There are no words. Just click. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Naked: We like meat, but this is still hot. (Via E! Online.)

...No Fair! Ummm... We've known sea urchins who were more deserving of their own television shows. (Via TV Blend.)

...Fatwah: That's it. Choose two celebrities that very few people care about anymore. (Via Yahoo!)

..Cry-Babies: It doesn't matter how talented you are. You have no excuse to act like this. (Via MTV.)

...Yeah, Right: Lindsay Lohan will quit Hollywood at about the same time that Courage, the Cowardly Dog is elected to the Presidency. (Via Editor Jim, via Cinematical.)

...Gold Diggers: Wow. Larry Birkhead. Wow. (Via NYDailyNews.com.)

...Guilty: Oh, OJ. You're getting more ridiculous by the minute. (Via CNN.)