Phillyist: Monday Manners: Chips + Urinal = Travesty

Spencer Williams

Mon, 24 Sep 2007 23:52:28 -0500

Pee. Your. Pants. Funny! I snorted several times. Great post!!!

guest

Sun, 23 Sep 2007 22:09:51 -0500

I use no hands and I don't flush.

guest

Sun, 23 Sep 2007 18:15:36 -0500

This is too hilarious.

justin

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:49:56 -0500

hilarious... a question though...was he urinating at the time he was eating or just standing there? He might have just been doing a little time management...

guest

Mon, 17 Sep 2007 22:01:25 -0500

where did this happen?!?!

Cement Brunette

Mon, 17 Sep 2007 19:27:05 -0500

Wow, I wish our beloved SFist would get rid of sports. Yawnnn. Anyway, I am not a latent homosexual. I am a homosexual, but I have never used the "pull out a bag of chips to distract him while I gander at his junk" trick. That is brilliant.

Jillian Ashley Blair Ivey

Mon, 17 Sep 2007 18:46:59 -0500

Hey guest: We try very hard to have sports coverage on this site, but unfortunately, our sports writers keep leaving us! Do you have any friends who are still in Philly and want to commit to covering sports for us? (Or would you like to cover from afar? That'd be cool with us!) We'll give what coverage we can, but because we can neither pay our writers nor get them tickets to sporting events, it's really hard for us to keep writers on the staff who keep our teams covered, much as we'd like to do so. That being said, I believe Bill here is going to start covering the Eagles for us. (Bill, don't make me a liar!)

guest

Mon, 17 Sep 2007 18:23:40 -0500

Hi Phillyist, as an ex-pat in new york, i love coming to the site to keep my connection with the hometown. That being said..there is a gaping hole in the site. Philly currently has a team fighting tooth and nail for a playoff birth in the Phillies and an Eagles team with a game tonight and there is ZERO coverage on either. ZERO. I know this isn't a sport-centric site, but look at your sister site Gothamist..at least they acknowledge the teams, and the Giants are flippin horrible. One of the things that binds the town together is its sports teams..i don't believe it is a "niche" topic and would really love to see one of my favorite sites get a whole lot better by incorporating some sort of content on the Phillies, Eagles, Flyers, and 76ers.