Whiz of the Web: Wednesday Whiz-Up

The best of the internet, squirted out in flavorful neon globules, just for you.

• Here is a cake that you might not want to make for Timmy's 6th birthday party. But for the 40th birthday party of that creepy guy who works at the comic book store, absolutely. (Via)
• Hewlett-Packard is licensing a medical patch, designed based on their inkjet technology, with up to 90,000 microscopic needles per square inch, microprocessors, and a thermal unit. "Processors can monitor drug delivery, deliver doses over extended periods of time or deliver drugs in response to a patient's vital signs." Dude, that is some sweet technology right there. (Via Jill)
• This might be old news, but it's new to us: Blind Melon got a new lead singer (Travis Warren) and is putting out new music. (Via Jill)
• You need to scroll down this post, take a look at the last scan, and then read the caption under it. Short version, if you fear large images: Batman defeats criminals by hitting them with a bag full of ocelots. That's pure awesome, people.
• When they carry us out on a stretcher for the last time, we hope we can think of something as clever and funny to say as Richard Harris did.
• Ian McShane says of the upcoming remake Death Race, in which he stars: "This is even more violent.... It's like NASCAR to the death inside prison. On TV." Dude. We weren't sure about this one, but you just sold us, McShane. Where do we line up?
• The Weinsteins just grabbed the North American rights for George A. Romero's Diary of the Dead at the Toronto Film Festival.
• Apparently, for a short time yesterday, websites "for Eternal Sonata and Beautiful Katamari listed a release date of 'TBD' for the PS3 versions of both games." The reference to the PS3 was later taken down, but this could mean the games will come out for that console eventually.