This week’s quote comes from the inimitable Lily Tomlin, original star of The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe, which 1812 Productions is about to stage. The full quote reads: “For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.” Amen to that! Now, on with the listings!
The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe - We’ve ceased to believe in such things. September 21-October 28. Tickets online.
Amadeus - We know it’s a great piece of contemporary drama about a great classical composer… but somehow, whenever we walk past the Wilma, we just get that Falco song stuck in our heads. September 19-October 27. Tickets online.
Born Yesterday - We weren’t – were you? September 14-30. Tickets online.
Man of La Mancha - If it’s impossible, how exactly are you dreaming it, anyway? Through October 21. Ticket information here.
Miss Saigon - We’ll give you a hint: it’s not called that anymore. September 19-October 14. Tickets online.
Seniors of the Sahara - We see old people. (Come on, it’s funny.) September 14-30. Ticket information online.
Sunshine - Of course it’s a stripper name. September 18-October 7. Tickets online.
Assassins - Yep, it’s a musical about successful and attempted presidential assassinations. Seriously. September 13-October 21. Tickets online.
Blithe Spirit - Very cold… death. Through September 22. Tickets online.
Butterflies Are Free - Moths, however, just get caught in the bug zapper. Through September 22. Tickets online.
Crimes of the Heart - Is that an admissible defense? Through October 6. Ticket information online.
The Full Monty - All! Nude! Men? Through October 6. Tickets online.
The Girl with the Silver Eyes - Is that even possible? September 13-29. Tickets online.
Guys and Dolls - Luck be a lady. September 14-30. Ticket information online.
The Lonesome West - What, no other cowboys to play with? September 14-October 6. Tickets online.
Theophilus North - We’re guessing that’s a name that got him made fun of a lot when he was a kid. Through October 7. Tickets online.
Nunsense - It’s not nonsense. Through September 30. For more information, call 302.475.2313.
ComedySportz - You know Whose Line Is It Anyway? Yeah, it’s kinda like that. Open run. Tickets online.
The N Crowd - More local improv. Open ended run. Tickets and information online.
Tony n’ Tina’s Wedding - It’s like My Big Fat Greek Wedding for a South Philly audience. Open run. Tickets and information at 1.800.660.TINA.
Menopause: The Musical - The name says it all, doesn't it? Open run. Tickets online.
If you've got a theater listing in the Philadelphia area, let us know! Also feel absolutely free to post other listings on the comments page!
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