This Week in Celebrity...

...Faux Pas: Jerry Lewis? You, of all people? (Via Actress Archives.)

...Interventions: We're not sure if it's really fair to blame someone for another person's drug relapse, unless that person was the one who brought the coke. But it's happening anyway. (Via The Superficial.)

...Explanations: Honestly, even if Bill Murray was drunk, it was an effing golf cart. And here we thought the Scandinavians were supposed to be nice... (Via Yahoo.)

...Ewww: For a good time, call Amy Winehouse. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Apocalypse: Paris Hilton wants to have children! Save yourselves! (Via E! Online.)

...Class: Go on. Look it up in a dictionary. Don't you see Tommy Lee's picture there? Oh... yeah, we don't, either. (Via Page Six.)

...Babies: Meanwhile, here's a child who, when born, will be a clear winner in the genetic lottery. (Via UsMagazine.com.)

...Ummmmm: Seriously, Ashton Kutcher? Seriously? (Via People Online.)

...Surprises: Phil Spector might go down because the jury isn't blind? Say it ain't so! (Via CNN.)

...Duh: What, exactly, is surprising about the results of this study? (Via Ross, via Yahoo!)

...Very, Very Cute Babies: No commentary needed. (Via The Superficial.)