This Week in Celebrity...

...S-M-R-T: Miss Teen South Carolina swears she is, despite vast evidence to the contrary. (Via Jessica and Ross, on Yahoo! and across the internets.)

...Missed Points: Yeah... this isn't how rehab is supposed to work. (Via The Superficial.)

...Brainwashing: Somebody please stop Tom Cruise! (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Outings: Yeah... this wouldn't surprise us. (Via JJ's Blog.)

...Wow: We're still shocked by Owen Wilson's alleged suicide attempt, but this article left us reeling. Because you have to really be in trouble if Courtney Love is concerned. (Via The New York Post.)

...Enablers: Apparently, if you stop buying Amy Winehouse's music, she'll stop doing drugs. (Via Ross, via Yahoo!)

...WTF? Jamie Foxx, we used to like you. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Ummm: Yeah. This one's just filler content. It's a slow week. (Via TheStar.com.)