This Week in Celebrity...

...Accidents: Well, as long as nobody famous was involved in the accident, it's all good, right? (Via CNN.)

...Technology: Well, that's one use for a Blackberry that we never really thought of. (Via The Superficial.)

...Good Decisions: Britney knows how to make them. This is just another in a long string. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...WTF? How, how, how can you find cocaine on somebody's person and not charge her with possession? Oh, I know. When that somebody is Lindsay Lohan. (Via TMZ.)

...Engagement: Think this is all part of her stay out of jail plan? (Via People Online.)

...Drunks: Oh, Bill Murray, how we love thee. (Via Yahoo!)

...Conspiracy Theories: Oh, so that's why Steven Seagal isn't working anymore! (Via Jim, via Cinematical.)

...Pains in the Ass: Why is it that whenever Gwyneth Paltrow opens her mouth, we want to smack her? (Via CNN.)

...Ummmm... What is this shit? (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)