...Wow: Just watch the video embedded here and marvel at the intelligence of the interviewer. (Via The Superficial.)
...Say What? On the list of things we don't expect rappers to promote: doggie clothing. (Via E! Online.
...Recognition: Lindsay Lohan's face is on the cover of every major magazine in America. How can you get into an accident with her and not know it? (Via TMZ.)
...Charm and Grace: Some celebrities really know how to be likeable. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)
...Sanity: Britney Spears clearly has a few screws loose. More than a few screws. In fact, she kind of reminds us of that bookcase we bought once in the "As-Is" section at Ikea. (Via The Superficial.)
...Threats: In other Britney Spears news, umm, oh, just read the link. (Via Yahoo!)
...Meltdowns: Oh, and read this one, too. (Via News of the World.)
...Pregnancy: This is old news by now, but it's officially confirmed: Nicole Richie is having a baby. That should be interesting. (Via ABC News.)
...Awesome: If it were any other celebrity, this might have turned violent. Instead, it's classy – or at least as classy as ball-grabbing can get. (Via The Superficial.)
...Stranger Than Fiction: Man, we couldn't have made this shit up. (Via TMZ here, with the added bonus of the 911 call here.)
...Schadenfreude: We're always happy when bad things happen to Paris Hilton. Always. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?



Wow, who'd that chick blow to get that interview gig?
Also, JABI, shouldn't that be Schadenfreude instead of Schandenfreude? (You do post the Proofreading Philly posts, right?...)
Yikes! I'm a horrible self-editor. (Jim is out of town.) Thanks.