This Week in Celebrity...

...Gay? Lindsay Lohan is... confused? (Via The Superficial.)

...Highs: Paris Hilton got high a week after her jail release? Shocking! (Also, we LOVE the expression "heirhead!") (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Crazy: We'll bet her hair smells lovely, too. (Via Dailiy Mail.)

...Proposals: Given Charlie Sheen's history with women, we're not too optimistic about this one. (Via Xinhua.)

...Touchy, Touchy: Nick Lachey is a big baby. (Via My Fox NY, via G.W. Bridge.)

...Prosecution: Do we think Nicole's alleged pregnancy was perhaps conveniently scheduled because of her trial? Yes. We do, a little. (Via ABC News.)

...Holy Women: Of all of the stars of 90210 who we'd like to have at our wedding, Tori Spelling as the officiant never came to mind. (Via USA Today.)

...Awesome: This might be the best thing ever. It's embedded above to make it easier for you to see the awesomeness therein. (Via The Superficial.)

...Teenage Sex: Harry Potter gets lucky a lot. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)