...Moves: Scary news, folks: Wacko Jacko might be moving significantly closer to Philly. Do you know where your children are? (Via The Reliable Source.)
...Homewreckers: Sorry... Criss Angel? Sex appeal? Seriously? (Via The Superficial.)
...Pregnancy: Is it bad that we're predicting a C-Section? (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)
...Cinematic Achievement: This... is not surprising. (Via Gatecrasher.)
...Changes of Heart: Tom Cruise can make his movie in Germany. Apparently. (Via ABC News.)
...Oops: Remember that accident Lindsay Lohan had? Turns out that she was drunk. And on coke. Awesome. (Via TMZ.)
...Divorce: We never thought that K-Fed would come out looking like the smart, responsible one in all of this. (Via People.)
...Talent: Britney Spears has tons of it. So much so that she doesn't really need to sing. (Via Page Six.)
...S-M-R-T: Well, this makes it slightly harder to make blonde jokes. But only slightly. (Via The Superficial.)
Inage via The Superficial.



Why does Lindsay Lohan bother with rehab anymore? She's 21 (I had to look that up, I promise), rich, and loves to do drink and do coke. Nothing's going to change at this point.