This Week in Celebrity...

...Why? The Spice Girls have reunited. For what reason, we can't tell you. (Via People.)

...Over It: Us Weekly has done what everyone should have done a long time ago and decided to stop covering Paris Hilton. (We just mock her. That's okay.) (Via Yahoo!)

...Overstatement: About to die? We somehow doubt it. (Via The Superficial.)

...Cheating: Suspicion confirmed: Britney is no better than Milli Vanilli. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Artwork: Paris Hilton has found her calling: Manga. (Via TMZ.)

...Religious Freedom: We think Tom Cruise is a nutjob, too, but Germany, considering your past history, you might want to consider not banning him from making a movie in your country based on his religious beliefs. Especially when the movie is about Hitler. Just maybe. (Via CNN.)

...Drugs: That guy from those movies is in a lot of trouble. (Via Yahoo!)

...Maturity: We bet Britney Spears is a great mother. (Via The Superficial.)

...Research: Clearly, Cameron Diaz has done hers. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

Paris Hilton's self portrait, via TMZ.