Whiz of the Web: Thirsty Thursday

A tall, icy glass of our favorite internet junk, just for you.

• Guess what the Irredeemable Ant-Man is doing. (Via)
• Yay! It sounds like Congress is going to uphold the ban on further taxing of internet access. (Via Jill)
• Are you the kind of person who likes all kinds of beverages, and so can't decide which flavor to get? Then Anything and Whatever are the soft drinks for you. Anything is a cola that comes in any one of six random flavors, and Whatever is an iced tea with the same number of random flavors. You buy a can, and you never know what you're going to get! Sadly, it sounds like the stuff is currently only available in Singapore. Anybody got any friends over there? We'd like to try this stuff out... (Via Sarah)
• Upcoming torture horror flick Captivity has been making headlines for its controversial ad campaign; now you can watch the disturbing trailer! Yep, looks like another Saw... except with fewer saws. (Via)
• They're already planning a FF spin-off, solo Silver Surfer movie, to be written by comic book author and Babylon 5 creator J. Michael Straczynski. Neat! In vaguely related news, the film adaptation of another Marvel property, Thor, just might have a director soon: Matthew Vaughan.
• Father's Day is this weekend! Luckily, the internet is here to help. Cinematical has seven movies you can watch at home with Dad, and Shiny Shiny has some handy Father's Day gift ideas.
• The Championship Gaming Series had a gamer draft at the Playboy Mansion Tuesday night, and thankfully Joystiq was there to witness the insanity, and to take pictures.
• Hey, web junkies! Did you hear they released a version of Safari for Windows? "What's Safari?" you ask? Well, it's a lame browser that used to be available exclusively for the Mac, and apparently it's just as lame on PCs. Ah, well.
• Dude. Scientists have found the bones of a feathered, 3,000-pound, Gigantoraptor dinosaur in Mongolia. We bet fledgling metal bands all over the world are rushing to call themselves GIGANTORAPTOR right now.
• The Movie Blog has acquired a complete list of the voice actors for Transformers.
• Quick, how many of the states can you name in 10 minutes? The pressure is on, people! We're embarrassed to say how many we missed, and of those, how many we'd actually been in for an extended period of time. It's hard to remember these things when you've got that clock ticking in your face, and you're trying to keep yourself from cheating! (Via Sarah)

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