This Week in Celebrity...

...Wastes of Space: What took them so long to realize that she was talentless? (Via The Superficial.)

...Ew: KFed is gross. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Preferential Treatment: Please show us how this is even kind of fair. (Via People.)

...Third Person: While we'll miss Dr. Preston Burke, we find the way Isaiah Washington speaks about himself in this piece to be a bit odd. (Via E! Online.)

...Racism: Martha Stewart hates Egyptians. (Via Page Six.)

...Awesome: We love Jamie Lee Curtis for writing this. (Via Huffington Post.)

...Professionalism: At least he's her counselor, not her sponsor... (Via MSNBC.)

...Poop: Hint to celebrities: if you don't want to poop in prison, don't do something to get yourself sent to prison. (Via The Superficial.)

...Death Wishes: To be fair, the coke dealer probably had it coming. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)