This Week in Celebrity...

...Jail: Paris is there, but as far as we're concerned, it's not for long enough. (Via CNN.)

...Jail, UPDATE: Three days? Three days and they let her out? WTF?! (Via NYDailyNews.com. NOTE: People is reporting "medical reasons." Yeah. Friggin. Right.)

...Heroism: We knew there was a reason why we still loved Cuba Gooding, Jr., even though he hasn't made a good movie since Jerry Maguire! (Via The Superficial.)

...Great Behavior: Oh, Akon! Will you ever behave? (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...WTF? Mike Tyson. Bollywood. Two things that should NEVER be mentioned together. (Via Editor Jim, via Philly.com.)

Legal Loopholes: Read this post. And then ponder the update at the bottom of it. (Via The Superficial.)

...$#!T:Yay First Amendment! (Via The Huffington Post.)

...Nuts! Of course, if one of the execs at CBS had been allergic to peanuts, chances are, the fans would have been charged with homicide. Crazy world. (Via CNET.)

...Goodbyes: We'll miss you, Bob Barker. (Via BBC News.)

...Wait, What? We actually don't hate R. Kelly, but, um, how is he still producing hits instead of, you know, standing trial? (Via E! Online.)