Whiz of the Web: Monday Meat Slices

The best of the internet, chopped into tiny bits and grilled for your enjoyment.

• We're kind of sad that Battlestar Galactica's next, and fourth, season will officially be its last. But we're glad that it was a creative decision, rather than a decision by management, and that they're planning on going out with a bang. There will be a special two-hour episode called "Razor" airing in November, then the final 22-episode season will start in early 2008.
• The film adaptation of Spy Hunter will now be directed by Mr. Paul W. S. Anderson, the man responsible for the much-maligned Alien vs. Predator (a movie that we rather liked).
• We like the Soul Calibur video game series, so we're excited to learn that not only is an action-adventure game - developed exclusively for the Wii, entitled Soul Calibur Legends, and based on the popular fighting franchise - on the way, so is a brand new entry in the series proper, and Electronic Gaming Monthly will have the exclusive first look at it in their next issue, set to hit newsstands July 3.
• Michael Jackson's Punch-Out appears to be a very old parody video, but it was our first time seeing it, and we thought it was pretty funny, so you get the link. (Via)
• This video, entitled Master Chief Sucks at Halo, is a bit long, a bit NSFW, and incredibly inappropriate and wrong. But it's also very, very funny, even for those of us who know nothing about Halo. So enjoy! (Via)
• At a press conference for the latest Die Hard movie, Bruce Willis said they're already planning a fifth movie, and he'll be in it, if the right people are involved. He also repeated his opinion that the second movie was pretty crappy.