Whiz of the Web: Friday Fried Onions

A steaming hot pile of our favorite things from around the internets.

• Hey, want to be our competition? Billboard and LG, as part of their Mobile Beat contest, want you to blog for them! "As many as 30 contestants will receive a free LG camera phone, and the opportunity to cover the summer’s best concerts, posting photos and reviews to a personalized blog featured on billboard.com. " You can enter right here.
• Probably a good number of you were roasting hot dogs this past weekend... but were you roasting hot dogs with Cthulhu?! Well, you should. Otherwise, when the time and stars are right, he might be roasting you! (Via Sarah)
• Katamari Damacy is hard to do in real life, as this video illustrates. (Via)
• Joystiq found a video tutorial on how to make your very own Dr. Zoidberg Mii! Fantastic!
• There's yet another trailer for FF2 out, and it's... quite good! Yeah, we're still convinced Jessica Alba is terrible in that role, but there's some really cool stuff in here, especially the bits where they're swapping and sharing powers. (Via)
• A while ago there was a rumor going around that Karen Allen might reprise her role as Marion in the new Indy movie. Now Allen is claiming she has not been contacted about such a possibility, but would love to do it. Cinematical doesn't quite believe her.
• A remake of The Women has been in the works for quite a while now, but it looks like things are really coming together now. They have a start date (August 6) and a nearly final cast (yes, all female, as in the original) which will apparently include Meg Ryan, Candice Bergen, Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Jada Pinkett Smith, and Debra Messing.
• It's time for another creepy murderous kid movie! Joshua looks even creepier than usual. You can check out the trailer on the official site here. (Via)
• Rumor is now that Neil Gaiman may actually be directing that film adaptation of his graphic novel, Death: The High Cost of Living.