Though I'm more than happy to share with you about quality of bathrooms I see around town, I will never, ever be providing a single detail about what I do once I'm in them. Not my style. But the guys over at 2matters, well, they're more than happy to share.

Written by locals who go by the names of "Deucemaster Flash" and "Dr. Dutch Dunkinstein," this self-proclaimed "connection to all fecal matters" is sure to please all connoisseurs of foul humor. From posts that sing the praises of corn, to mathematical equations about the effects of coffee on one's sphincter, these guys have poop on the brain and they're not afraid to speak their minds. So head over to the site and let your inner twelve year old boy rejoice!

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