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- The song "Thou Shalt Always Kill" offers us some new commandments for a new age. Pretty brilliant! (Via)
- Anthony Hopkins says he might end up in that Wolfman movie with Benicio Del Toro. We're not sure how to feel about that. We don't really trust Hopkins anymore...
- A remake of Clash of the Titans written by Lawrence Kasdan? Hey... that might actually work!
- Edward Norton is going to play the Hulk in the upcoming The Incredible Hulk reboot movie. Hmm... okay, guess we could see that.
- Sam Raimi would love to direct The Hobbit - as long as Pete Jackson and the head of New Line cinema are okay with it.
- Game|Life has found some details about the upcoming Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law video game for PS2 and PSP. Sweet!
- It's always impressive what enterprising capitalists will do when the law tries to stop them from selling something - especially when that something is sex. Folks trying to sell people on sex clubs in Japan were banned from advertising their wares on the street, but there was no law against robots selling sex, so that's what's happening now. Holy crap!
- Okay, the Prince of Persia movie will now officially suck. It's going to be directed by Michael Bay and produced by Jerry Bruckheimer. Someone kill this project now, please!!
- Hey, Cinematical has been reviewing movies at the Philadelphia Film Festival! How did we miss that? Guess we were too busy going to the movies ourselves...
- How about a couple of Cinematical Sevens? We've got childhood movies that adults can still love, and sequels that should happen but won't. A lot of those "childhood movies" aren't really movies for kids, and others don't hold up very well, as far as we're concerned. They make some weird choices in the sequels list, too, but hey, whatever. We still love a good list!
- Some tantalizing hints as to what the Joker might look like in the upcoming Batman Begins sequel.
- Oh, man! No Sallah in Indy 4?! That's so depressing!
- The latest on Guitar Hero: GHIII will have online multiplayer. While you're exulting over that news, check out FHM's picks for top ten fan-made Guitar Hero videos (via).
- It's looking like those new royalty rates are really going to take effect on May 15th, which means webcasting sites like Pandora and Last.fm could soon thereafter be out of business. Sucktastic. UPDATE: If you agree that this sounds like a sucktastic thing, you might want to visit SaveNetRadio.org (via Editor Jill).
- If you're not tired yet of re-mixed 300 trailers, check out this one. Somebody has cleverly edited the video from Army of Darkness to match up with the audio from the 300 trailer.
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