This Week in Celebrity...

...WTF: There are no words... (Via The Superficial. It was in Whiz earlier this week, but it bears repeating. And seriously, if you only click on one link in this week's round-up, make this the one.)

...Whew! We still kinda believe it. (Via People.)

...Sweetness: We can't think of a better place for Paris Hilton. (Via Yahoo!)

...Love-Making: Umm... Halle? That's the sidewalk. (Via Fox News.)

...Truth Is Stranger than Country: We think we heard this song once... (Via E! Online.)

...Divorce: What happened to that legendary, iron-clad prenup that everyone was talking about? (Via MSNBC.)

...Porn Stars: This story is only here because it made us giggle. (Via TMZ.)

...Liars! Jackie Chan... I feel so... used... (Via CNN.)

...Every Man's Fantasy? We're guessing most of the girl-on-girl happened because Fergie kinda looks like a man... (Via Sky Showbiz.)

...High IQs: Wow... We'd hate to be the journalist on the other end! (Via The Superficial.)

Photo of, quite possibly, the best headline ever, taken by author at Rittenhouse Market.