This Week in Celebrity...

...Ummmm: Has he actually looked at the baby? (Via The Superficial.)

...Stepford: Oh lookie, Tom Cruise is back at it again! (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Oh No She Didn't! Actually, it's not surprising at all that she did. (Via I Don't Like You In That Way.)

...Crazy: Whether it's true or not, it's a damn funny story. (Via LAist.)

...Babies: That's a lot of diapers to change! (Via People.)

...Punishment: There are worse things, certainly. (Via E! Online.)

...Solidarity: Well, that seems sincere! (Via Playfuls.)

...Seriously? Bond can sing? (Via Broadway World.)

...Responsibility: This was clearly a well-thought-out, adult, idea. (Via The Superficial.)

...Funerals: Wow... That's really something to aspire to. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

Photo via author's camera phone, taken in the window of a store on Antique Row.