Whiz of the Web: Monday Meat Slices

The best of the internet, chopped into tiny bits and grilled for your enjoyment.

• We found a new blog we like! But we're pissed because there doesn't seem to be an rss feed. C'mon people! Contemporize! Anyways, if you want to know why we like it just look here, here, and here. (Via)
• We'll be reviewing 300 for you later in the week, but in the meantime, do yourself a favor and go read this review of the movie on Ain't It Cool News. This may possibly be the best and most hilarious review we've ever read for any movie ever. Which makes us a little sad because now we already know our review won't be nearly as good. Oh, and while we're talking 300, here's 300 seconds of the movie courtesy MTV, and a behind-the-scenes tour courtesy Moviefone (via).
• Holy crud! Summer Glau from "Firefly" is going to play one of the two Terminators that will appear in the upcoming TV show The Sarah Connor Chronicles! And interestingly enough, we don't know yet whether she'll be the baddie or the goodie.
• Tobey Maguire says Spider-Man 3 feels like an ending to him, and it's time for the team to break up. Executives at the studio are no doubt freaking out and trying to figure out how big a check they can cut him to make him change his mind.
• Sounds like a live action GI Joe film is on the way, which is not particularly surprising. They want Mark Wahlberg as Conrad "Duke" Hauser, which sounds like a good idea to us. The story is apparently a kind of prequel (again?!), which will feature our favorite COBRA villains, but will take place before the rise of COBRA.
• Bloody Disgusting has a couple of official cast photos from Rob Zombie's Halloween, which are just slightly more interesting than the photo of Michael Myers that came out a while back. They also report that there will be some interesting cameos in the film, including Mickey Dolenz of the Monkees as a gun shop owner (!). (Via)

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