This Week in Celebrity...

...Obsession: We love Hugh Grant, but clearly, we don't love Hugh Grant. (Via Editor Jim, via Cinematical.)

...Schadenfreude: And now, a moment of silence for the poor Bentley that had to be driven by... her. (Via The Superficial.)

...Infection: Here's a happy story about how everyone in Hollywood may very well have the Hep. If not yet, then soon. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Weird: Isn't this what everyone does before rehab? (Via Us Weekly.)

...Resolutions: Well, that's one question answered. (Via People.)

...Scandal!: What? Celebrities hire hookers, too? (Via Monsters and Critics.)

...Trouble: At least he didn't take a gun into a club this time! (Via E! Online.)

...Hot: Oooh. We dig flexibility. (Via A Socialite's Life.)

...Law-Flaunting: This looks like a great idea. (Via Egotastic.)

...Sympathy: If they've told you once, they've told you a thousand times: step away from the vehicle! (Via TMZ.)

...TRUTH: There are far, far more disturbing things in Equus than tobacco, friends. (Via Editor Jim, via Cinematical.)

...Adoption: We're glad that they have the resources to do this, but maybe they should hold off, just a little while? (Via The Superficial.)

...Hypocrisy: Al Gore, the world is watching you. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Wow: Bet it's the first time in his life that he's been called a blessing. (Via Us Weekly.)

Apologies for the video: we found it very amusing at 1:30 in the morning.