Whiz of the Web: Tuesday Torpedoes

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  • Sorry, but we just can't resist a Star Wars gangsta rap video. This is a pretty hilarious one that covers all six movies. This should go without saying, but the audio is NSFW.
  • The Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie has a poster, and to no one's surprise, it is not a neon sign of a Mooninite flipping the bird. Instead, they've reimagined the movie as some kind of crazy barbarian fantasy epic. Brilliant.
  • New Line is still saying they're making The Hobbit without Peter Jackson (the rumor that Sam Raimi might take over is still hanging around), and it's coming out in 2009.
  • Damn it! We really didn't want to be suckered in to seeing another one of these lame-ass new Mummy movies, but now the director is saying the next one will be set in China, Jet Li will play the head mummy of a group of mummies that were the Terracotta army, and Michelle Yeoh will also star. Wah?! How can we not go see it now!
  • Ah ha ha! To celebrate President's Day yesterday, Chris's Invincible Super-Blog posted some scans from a comic wherein "Teddy Roosevelt and the ghost of Thomas Edison hijack a time machine and wage a battle against South American Nazis on Mars." The climax apparently consists of Abraham Lincoln beating the crap out of history's greatest dictators, including a robot Hitler. We weren't aware that much awesome could happen at once.
  • You may or may not have heard about the "alternate-reality-collectible-card-buried-prize game" called Perplex City. The ultimate goal was to track down a grand prize cube. It was found recently, and here's the story of how it all went down, by the guy who did it. (Via)

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Oh, man...I'm loving that Galaga t-shirt. There's an old Galaga machine at our local movie theater, and I'm always careful to arrive a good fifteen minutes before show-time just to get in some quality space combat.

:) Yeah, Galaga is still definitely one of my favorite all-time shmups.

Stop the presses. Rocky I-IV were BAD?

I'm going to have to go ahead and disagree here. Mightily, I might add.

Lou: I didn't mean they were bad, I only meant that they were not all very good. The original Rocky is a fantastic movie that I love very much. Rocky 2, 3, and 4, less so. Although part of me really does kind of love 4. "I must break you."

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