Royal Flush: TLA

Yes, that's right. I went a whole one place this week that didn't have to do with retail or Vagabond. That was Monday, this is Friday; my life is boring.

You know what's not boring? Catching a full glimpse of your bare keister in a public restroom. That's just downright shocking. And horrifying, when this sighting coincides with the realization that your stall's door doesn't lock.

Now this bathroom was at the TLA, and I don't expect luxurious anything in concert venues. Soap? Check. At least one sink works? Check. Toilet paper that hasn't been dropped on the floor? We're golden.

BUT - bathroom stall with a door that swings open of its own free will, facing the entrance to the bathroom (which people are waiting in) with a full length mirror directly behind it?

It is a testament to the dexterity I didn't know I had that I didn't provide my own pre-show entertainment that night.

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