Haven't Had Enough Valentine-y Goodness Yet?

Then head on down to South Philly on Sunday, where a class on sensuous massage for couples will be held. We can't tell you where exactly (more on that), but it's at 4 o'clock. It will be $60 per couple, and you must register as and come as part of a couple; the description is abundantly clear on that point. Participants will learn "how to perform a sensuous massage for each other utilizing basic household items (i.e. bed, chair, natural oils, etc)." As long as no lamps or hair dryers are involved, we'll be good.

Phillyist wonders though: why all the secrecy? Sure, sure they don't want random creepy people coming and banging on the door ("Let me in! I need sensuous massaging!"). But maybe the real reason is there is a bizarre massage cult behind it all, and they're trying to lure people to their lair and massage them within an inch of their lives. Though come to think of it, that might be worth $60...

Sensuous Massage for Couples
South Philly location
Sunday, February 18, 4 p.m.
$60 per couple

Photo of a very serious massage by Flickr user w00kie