This Week in Celebrity...

...Racial Pleasantries: Umm... did everyone forget that she insulted Jews, too? (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Local Wedded Bliss: Bam Margera got married in Philly this past weekend, and Iggy Pop was on hand to celebrate. We can't think of a more romantic first dance than "Lust for Life..." (Via CBS 3.)

...Family Feuds: You must really be a jackhole if your adult son is suing you. (Via SFGate.com.)

...Overreaction? This wasn't a stellar year for Super Bowl commercials, but we actually found this one funny. (We embedded it, so you could decide.) (Via Playfuls.)

...Yeah, Right: If it's not fake, then she's just aging tight and scary. (Via People.)

...Joy Rides: It'd be nice if, for once, there were no Baldwins in the news. (Via Yahoo!)

...Lesbionic Activity: Gee, this one sure is a shocker. (Via The Superficial.)

...Surprise! We always thought actors were the most reasonable people there are. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Awesome: Looks like Ozzfest will be free this summer! (Via MTV UK.)

...Wait, What? The guitar is a phallic representation? Really? Crap! (Via Monsters and Critics.)