Whiz of the Web: Tuesday Torpedoes

The shapeless dough of the internet, formed into tasty pellets and baked to perfection, just for you.

• This is hilarious: Scott Ian of Anthrax (who we dearly love, by the by) tries to play his own song in Guitar Hero II, and totally can't do it. (Via)
• Meanwhile, if we're looking for more comedy, we can always turn to the US government! In terms of methods for fighting global warming, they're against binding agreements for reducing emissions like the Kyoto Protocol, but are for declaring war on the sun. Brilliant! (Via)
• After seeing a clip of it, we weren't sure how to feel about the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie (entitled, btw, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters), but now that we've seen the trailer, we're totally stoked again. It's got Mooninites! And a flaming chicken! (Via)
• Are you reading us on your Wii? Then click this now! It's Homestar Runner games optimized for your Wii! So you can Wii all over them. Check out all the majesty. (Via)
• Woo hoo! Overheard in Philly is updating again!
• Grindhouse will be deliberately missing reels. Cool idea, but also...what are we gonna miss??
• How about some real Vegas odds on the Oscars? Just don't use them for betting. Heh.

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