There’s much ado about the royals spending some time in Philadelphia this weekend. And while they’ll be attending a Mural Arts Program reception, visiting with International House students, and “partying” society-style at the 150th Anniversary Academy Ball and Concert, all we’ll be thinking is, how can we score some face time with the prince?

Because when we think Charles and Camilla, we think Tampax reincarnation. Remember this tidbit?

Charles to Camilla, in an intercepted telephone call: I want to feel my way along you, all over you and up and down you and in and out. Oh God, I'll just live inside your trousers or something -- it would be much easier.

Camilla: What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? Oh, you're going to come back as a pair of knickers.

Charles: Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck!

Camilla: You are a complete idiot! Oh, what a wonderful idea.

So if we had a moment to bend the prince’s ear, we’d have to ask, “How’s life in her trousers? Still rolling Tampax-style? Or feeling more like an Always Light Days?”

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