This Week in Celebrity...

...Beautiful Couples: What's that thing on his chin? (Via People.)

...Big Moves: The Brangelina clan is now living in New Orleans, giving frat boys one more reason to stock up on beads. (Via E! Online.)

...Gay Icons: Umm... do his armpits look waxed to you, too? (Via Defamer. Video above.)

...Androids: We called it. (Via A Socialite's Life.)

...EW: But really, what took so long? (Via Egotastic.)

...Smart: She sure knows how to pick 'em! (Via The Superficial.)

...Generosity: We're guessing she thought it was $30. (Via Us Weekly.)

...Jealousy: We're guessing he didn't give her that box. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Surprise! Lindsay Lohan confirmed what the rest of us just thought. (Via TMZ.)

...Touchy, Touchy: David Cross hates SFist. (See the first comment on this post.)

...Clever: If this really is Britney's new song, kudos. Also, obvious. (Via LAist.)

...Fairy Queens: Katherine Heigl will kick your ass if you gay-bash. (Via I Don't Like You In That Way.)