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- Maxim, oddly enough, brings us a fantastic series of videos known as The Greatest Martial Arts Moments. Metal!! Jet Li is magic. (Via)
- Completely and totally not safe for work, but also necessary viewing: Number Six's Playboy spread. Yes, that's Tricia Helfer from "Battlestar Galactica" naked. Hoo boy. (Via)
- Enjoy Charlie the Unicorn's magical adventure to Candy Mountain! All in all, it doesn't turn out too well for Charlie. (Via)
- A No Pants! Subway Ride would, we think, not work so well on the Philly sub. But if it worked in New York, who knows? (Via)
- What would it be like if the things Alan Morisette talks about in that song were changed until they were actually ironic? College Humor decided to find out. (Via)
- We hate watching award shows, and for that reason we're glad Cinematical is here to sum them up for us. Here's their summary of the Golden Globes winners.
- Netflix is handing out online streaming movies to their customers at no extra cost. Brilliant!
More after the jump...
- Folks are racing to make a movie about the Russian spy who died from radiation poisoning in London recently. Since one of the folks racing to make the movie is Johnny Depp, we're rooting for him to win.
- LA Confidential 2, starring Jason Bateman?! That makes us feel all funny inside. And while we're talking weird sequels, how about Lost Boys 2, now with surfing?! Who are we kidding, we'd go to see both of those.
- Now you can make your own Grindhouse trailer, submit it to SXSW by February 12th, and it could get shown during Robert Rodriguez's presentation during the SXSW film festival! Awesome. (Via)
- Details are few at this point, but the video here suggests a super sweet Ghostbusters game might be in the works.
- Watch in slack-jawed envy and astonishment as this 8-year-old in an Eagles Owens jersey plays a 5-star performance of "Psychobilly Freakout" on Guitar Hero II. More than once he even turns his back to the TV, just to emphasize how completely bad-ass he is. Little bastard.
- Speaking of Guitar Hero - how about Guitar Hero: '80s Edition?! Our credit card is already out and ready.
- Heh. Check out these totally stupid Wii remote attachments.
Image Credit: Flickr user dalager



Eh. She's more attractive with clothes on. Girl needs a cheeseburger something awful, too.
Seeing as how I'm still at work, I haven't actually looked at the pictures yet. But yeah, from seeing her previously, I have to agree that she could stand to gain a few pounds.
Shun the non-believers...shunnnnn
Pete: Heh heh heh. That was probably my favorite part.