Phillyist: Return to Sender: The Picture Is Worth a Thousand Words

Mr. Smith

Mon, 15 Jan 2007 09:52:35 -0500

Hey, that's a pic from one of our writers. Woo! I know you guys are in Philly, but the Pleasure Chest here in Chicago isn't the first place I'd recommend a woman go to buy her first. We're blessed with lots of women-owned, women-friendly sex shops here where there's no danger of getting hit in the head with a football-width dong. Tulip and Early to Bed are two I'd recommend for anyone planning a trip 'round here.

Phillybits

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 14:49:18 -0500

That one on the left looks like a big grub. Had it been purple, I would've said Barney.

Joe

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 14:29:04 -0500

Well I'm glad you finally came up with an idea. That's just about all I can say about this one.

Joe

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 14:28:05 -0500

When you said you were looking for ideas, there wasn't even a hint of where things may end up on this particular Return to Sender. I am speechless.