This Week in Celebrity...

...Cartoons: The wonderful thing about tiggers is most definitely not their propensities for violence. (Via Local6.com.)

...Lame: Wax on... Wax off... (Via The Superficial.)

...Aww: We like celebrity babies. Because when they're babies, they're not yet corrupted by Hollywood decadence and seeing Britney Spears' cooter. (Via San Jose Mercury News.)

...Precautionary Tales: And this is why Phillyist wants to be done with the baby-havin' by forty. (Via People.)

...Maternal Instincts: And suddenly, much of the respect that we'd recently acquired for Angelina Jolie vanishes into thin air. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...In Memoriam: Rest in peace, Lily Munster. (Via Forbes.)

...Sweet! A non-masochistic reason to watch FoxNews... (Via Reuters.)

...Safe Sex: Well, that's one way to promote it... (Via Variety.)

...Yeah, Right: If you believe Paris Hilton's plea, there's a bridge we'd like to sell you in Brooklyn. (Via CNN.)

...Ummm... Stunt penis? (Via New York Daily News.)

...Custody: We vote that both parents lose custody. (Via TMZ.)

...Parenting? Yeah. That's not adoption. That's Children International. (Via The New York Post.)

...Maturity: It's hard to decide whose side to take on this one! (Via The Superficial.)

...EW: This is so disturbing on so many levels. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Class: Nevermind the point of this story. "Crusty asses"? (Via People.)

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