What Are You Doing?

Step away from the computer. Don't you know what day today is?

Whether you celebrate Christmas or not, chances are, you've got the day off. And you should be spending it doing day-off things. Hang out with your family. Walk the dog. Read a book. Try every recipe in The Joy of Cooking—or every position in The Joy of Sex.

But, please, for the love of God (Son of God?), don't spend your day reading blogs. We love you and appreciate your readership, but if you're reading this ON December 25, we may have to stage an intervention.

Just to prove how serious we are, that Yule Log up there? That's all you're gettin' today.

Well, okay. Maybe one more, after the jump.