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Sorry we're a little late this week. It happens, sometimes...
...Main Points Missed: That's us, missing the main point. This story is adorable, but hello? When did Pennsylvania become part of the Midwest? (Via The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.)
...People Who Write Good: Well, at least her handwriting's decent. (Via The Superficial.)
...Been Around the World and Found that Only Stupid People Are Breeding: Angelina Jolie is really thoughtful. No, seriously. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)
...Fire: This sucks, but at least she can afford a new one. (Via People.)
...Potty Mouth: We don't think this is the context in which Eve Ensler was trying to reclaim the word. (Via The New York Post.)
...Responsibility: We'd almost forgotten about those dogs. Those poor, poor dogs. (Via Yahoo!)
More after the jump...
...Quitters Never Win: Jessica Simpson expects perfection of herself? Really? (Via CNN.)
...Fan Loyalty: Must be nice. (Via MTV.)
...Buy the World a Coke: Oh, come on. You know she knows all the lyrics to that damn song. (Via The Superficial.)
...Literacy? If Kevin Federline can write, that also means he can read. Oh, the humanity! (Oh, and that video he's talking about? The one he says was filmed a week before the divorce? We posted it months ago. Hate to poke a hole in that one.) (Via MSNBC.)
...Cleavage: We guarantee that eyes weren't all that were popping! (Via BBC.)
...Causes: Oh, Leo. Hiding your stupidity behind a cause doesn't make you any different from most celebs. But you, at least, know how to use the internet. (Via CNN.)
...Broken Vows: We thought she was abstaining these days? (Via TMZ.)
...Ego: When someone decides to make a movie about us, we hope they choose a blog that's twenty years younger and a whole lot prettier, too. (Via A Socialite's Life.)
...Japanese Commercials: In this exhibit, we see Brad Pitt proving what columnist Katie already knew: white men dancing makes for great spectator sports. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)
...Exciting Reunions: If this were to happen, we'd be so, so happy. (Via LAist.)
...High Moral Fiber: We know we'd want Paris Hilton to defend our character, too. (Via CNN.)
...Skin: Look, ma! Cesarean scars! (Via The Superficial.)
...Ass-Saving: Do a line, wear a crown. (Via TMZ.)
...Sleaze: That Mel Gibson is just classier by the day. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)
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Well, while the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania might not be the Midwest, the Pittsburgh region certainly is. That's the problem with having such a large state, it's in multiple zones.