This Week in Celebrity...

...Hilarious: It's not celeb news, but dammit, click the (moderately NSFW) link anyway. (Via Gallery of the Absurd.)

...Heartbreak: Say it ain't so! (Via The Superficial.)

...Intestines: Farrah Fawcett should be a-okay. (Via E! Online.)

...Butt Pirates: As if Daniel Craig hadn't been mocked enough during the making of Casino Royale! (Via I Don't Like You in that Way.)

...Pretty Boys: Less vain celebrities just shave their heads. (Via Just Jared.)

...Making Eugenics Make Sense: Come on, read this and say you don't agree! (Via MSNBC.)

...Awwwww: It's about damn time! (Via New York Post.)

...Boldness: Gwyneth Paltrow should be careful at her next US movie launch. People may throw tomatoes. (Via Sky Showbiz.)

...Covering Boldness: Maybe someone should tell her they speak Portuguese in Portugal. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Spice: Scary's Baby Daddy dumped her. Posh is in a LA state of mind. (Via iafrica.com and xtramsn, respectively.)

...Flubs: There are no second chances in live performance, but that didn't stop Jessica Simpson from asking for one. (Via USA Today.)

...EEEEeeeeewwwww: We're sure somebody would pay good money to see this. But not us. (Via The Superficial.)

...Unfunny: It wasn't funny last week, either. (Via E! Online.)

Image via Gallery of the Absurd; click through for the unedited, slightly NSFW version.