This Week (and Last!) in Celebrity...

...Stupid: This is why children shouldn't make movies. Movies should only have characters over the age of sixteen in them. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Awesome: One more reason to love Tina Fey. (Via Us Weekly.)

...Fidelity: Oh, KFed! This probably isn't going to help you in your quest to overturn the prenup! (Via The Superficial.)

...Overreaction: Yeah, we'd divorce him too. (But then, we probably wouldn't have married him in the first place.) (Via The New York Post.)

...Commitment: They all end in divorce, anyway. (Via Actress Archives.)

...Rolemodels: You know, someday her kids are going to see these photos. (Thanks to reader sfg, via TMZ.)

...Vom: Elton John is a trooper. (Via Playfuls.com.)

...Vom, Part II: Paris Hilton is even less classy than Elton John. And he used to wear platform shoes with goldfish in them! (Via The Superficial.)

...Patterns: Snoop Dogg is up to his old tricks. (Via CNN.)

...Skin: PETA is non-judgemental. (Via MSNBC.)

...Dead Horses: This is old news. Like, really, really old news. (Via Actress Archives.)

...Racists: This was much more scandalous last week, but somebody needs to put Michael Richards in time-out. In Harlem. (Also via sfg, also on TMZ.)

...Weird: Just click the link already. (Via The Superficial.)

...Education: Yeah. This makes sense. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)