Elite -ist Just Needs to Make It to Wednesday Morning

And then, we're on vacation!

Austinist: Apparently, putting Sudafed behind the counter wasn't doing enough.

Parisist: Busted!

Bostonist: Isn't it nice to know where your tax dollars can be spent?

SFist: My but this sounds fun!

Chicagoist: One more reason to either stay really healthy or die really young.

Sampaist: Iggy Pop isn't lookin' so good these days.

Houstonist: Sound advice.

Seattlest: People are evil.

Londonist: We can think of several things that the London Museum probably wouldn't want on display. Consequentially, we're trying to pool our resources and make a bid.

Shanghaiist: Note to self: do not die in a Chinese prison.

LAist: Because drug problems are something to reminisce over...

Torontoist: Rollerblading might be cool again. Which begs the question: "why?"

Gothamist is snarky. And we like snarky.

DCist: This is regularly our favorite feature on DCist, and we think you might like it, too.

Photo via Seattlest.