This Week in Celebrity...

...Valid Points: Elton John may be outspoken, but he might also be right. (Via Yahoo!)

...Awww! Before people go on deathwatch for this, can we just appreciate how cute it is? (Via Seattle PI.)

...Spawn: Spider-spawn, that is. (Via People.)

...Maturity: Because this is what adults do when they get dumped. (Via The Superficial.)

...Ew: This is also what they do. (Via News of the World.)

...Legitimately Bad News: Love her or hate her, this still really sucks. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...This Is News? Oh look, Angie's on location. Whoop. De. Do. (Via Reuters.)

...Dumb: Stupid frat boys. Stupid, stupid frat boys. (Via Yahoo!)

...What Goes Around: So then those charges probably were trumped up, too, huh? (Via news.com.au.)

...Litigation: We're actually inclined to agree with the celeb on this one, especially in light of the last sentence in the story. (Via Seattle PI.)

...Lashing Out: That's one way to handle paparazzi. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Logic: People are actually dumb enough to try to do this, too. (Via SAWF.)