Whiz of the Web: Tuesday Torpedoes

The shapeless dough of the internet, formed into tasty pellets and baked to perfection, just for you.

• We've got two awesome new Guitar Hero controllers for you to consider: the official Red Octane wireless guitar controller, and the 10 fret button Flying-V controller from Ant Commandos, in both wired and wireless models. Um, HAWT. Wondering what the extra 5 fret buttons are for? For showing off, duh!
• Cinematical celebrates Halloween with the Seven Worst Horror Films of All Time. We're kind of confused as to how Ed Wood managed to stay off of this list, but we understand everything that did make it on, especially Anaconda. There's a movie that fails on every level.
• Another live action film based on the Street Fighter games is in the works, this one to center around the character of Chun Li. We'd like to think that they're doing it again because they realized the first time around was a complete disaster, and they want to make up for that by making a really great movie this time. But, yeah, no. They're just doing it for the money, and it will suck.
• Comedy Central, no! What are you thinking? Why are you pulling clips from your shows off of YouTube? We thought you were embracing this new way of appreciating and sharing your content! Well, okay, we know why you're doing it, and we even understand - you can't let copyright violations just sit around like that, sucking money out of your pockets. But it still makes us sad that we won't be able to post free clips of Jon Stewart anymore.
• You've heard of these Hell House things, right? It's like a Halloween haunted house, but made by evangelical Christians, so the horrors are things like abortions, gay marriage, and premarital sex. There are even Hell House kits that you can order if you want to set up your own. It would be funny if it weren't so hideous and wrong. Anyways, there's one in NYC this year, and you can see some video of it here. Looks to us like the scariest part is the Christian rock you have to listen to at the end... (Via Jill)
• We hope this doesn't ruin your Halloween, but apparently vampires don't exist. Or at least, a scientist proved they don't, with math and stuff. However, like our friend at Table of Malcontents, we have some issues with the guy's theory. Vampires would of course be smart enough not to eliminate their own food supply, and depending on which vampire myth you're talking about, they don't always turn you into a vampire every time they suck your blood. So there. (Via Sarah, Apropos of Something, and Table of Malcontents - yeah, this one's getting around)
• XPN is getting into the spirit by offering the theme song to "Casper the Friendly Ghost" as their morning download today. Enjoy!

Photographic proof of the existence of vampires - in cat form, at least - via Flickr user moofie