Whiz of the Web: Wednesday Whiz-Up

The best of the internet, squirted out in flavorful neon globules, just for you.

• We never did finish Knights of the Old Republic II, and maybe that's for the best, because a group of modders calling themselves Team Gizka are restoring the "lost content" to the game via a downloadable PC patch. Looks like they're still working out the kinks, but we'll keep an eye on this and perhaps grab the final version when it's eventually released. (Via)
• Another hilarious Flickr photo set! This one's of a little kid playing his Game Boy Advance in various world-famous locations - check him out at Stonehenge, above. Right now 17 different locations are represented, mostly in England and Israel, but it's a work in progress; maybe he'll come see the Liberty Bell one of these days. Or at least, you know, come and stand next to the Liberty Bell while playing Mario. (Via)
• List time! It's the best and worst movie lines ever, courtesy the Independent. It's a pretty okay list, except they mistakenly categorized that line from They Live as one of the worst, when they should have said it's THE BEST LINE EVER IN ANY MOVIE EVAR!11!! Just look at it: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." That's pure genius. (Via)
• Wow, we never thought we'd be putting the words "3D" and "Beowulf" together in the same sentence, but it is in fact true that Robert Zemeckis' upcoming computer-animated film adaptation of the Old English epic poem will be screened in 3D at more than 1000 theaters around the country when it gets released next month - and we assume one of those will be in Philly. Frankly, we can't wait. We seriously totally love Beowulf. What can we say, we're an English major through and through.
• What the hell are they doing with our "Lost"?! After the November 8th episode, we're going to have to wait until February 7th of next year - that's 13 weeks - until the next episode!! Thankfully, once the second half of the season begins, it will run without interruption for 16 weeks. But still. Bastards.
• Have you seen the Jack Black anti-piracy ad yet? It's been on pretty much every website we read, so we thought it was about time we posted it here. We can't quite decide whether his tongue is entirely in his cheek, but at least half of it is wedged in there. Regardless, it's hilarious. (Via)

Image Credit: Flickr user Cybjorg