Elite -ist Is Cold

We know, we know. It's only gonna get colder. That's why we use a laptop computer. It's like having a heating pad with a keyboard. And our friends across the -ist-a-verse.

Austinist: Hippies!

Parisist: Aww, now we want to go to France...

Bostonist: We read things like this, and our first reaction is "poor squirrel!!!"

SFist: This may not be the best thing on SFist today, but they link to an old Monty Python sketch, so they get our vote!

Chicagoist: Just watch out for the pissed-off fairy godmothers!

Seattlest: What? Starbucks isn't unique?

Houstonist: Well that sounds... safe. Not like we ever detour through the Houston airport on our way to visit our family or anything.

Shanghaiist: Gee, who wouldn't want to register their secret mistresses?

Londonist: Aww, man! Where's Jeff Goldblum when you need him?

Torontoist: Silly Canadians are on the wrong side of the border to know that Dia De Los Muertos is next week.

LAist: All those times we said we wished we were dead? This is the first time we've really meant it.

DCist: Protesting! It's fun for the whole family!

Gothamist: Why 2030? Because they'll all be retired. Or dead.

Image via a Shanghaiist post that we didn't link to above, but couldn't pass up entirely.