Elite -ist: It Is What It Is

Sorry, guys! We're distracted by Heroes as we write this, so no pointless babble here. Just go check out what our sister sites are doing!

Austinist tells you how to vote so you don't have to think. Sweet!

Parisist: Now, why on earth would anyone think that Parisians were rude?

Chicagoist: Da Bears!

SFist: Why doesn't John Street have him some fun affairs?

Houstonist: Care to start a pool? How long before the fatal heart attack?

Sampaist: We see nude people.

Londonist: Hooray! Benny Hill reference!

Seattlest: Egomaniacs are awesome.

LAist: Sweet! More tips!

Shanghaiist: God, that looks like a mall. We want to buy food at the food mall.

Gothamist: Might be the coolest thing we've ever heard about. Or at least have heard about today.

DCist: Oh we're jealous!

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