Stages of Denial: A Game Re-Cap

• All right, woo! Eagles vs. Bucs. They can't lose this game. No problem.
• Oh, man. Wow, they're screwing up. Plenty of time, though. Plenty of time.
• Why can they not hold on to the frigging ball?!
• What the hell is going on? How could they not have scored just then?! Well, it's okay. They'll come out of the locker room after halftime and really turn this thing around.
• What are they doing? They're better than this team!
• 30 yards!! Are you kidding me?!
• Whew. Okay. They're ahead, there's only 33 seconds left. They've got it now.
• Wait, what happened? He made that kick? They lost?!

So, the Phillies were pretty good, but not good enough; the Flyers stink so bad that everybody in a management position is either quitting or getting fired; and now the Eagles are starting to look as clumsy and awful as they did last season. What the hell is a Philly sports fan supposed to do?!

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