This Week in Celebrity...

...You Got Served (Process Served): Does anybody feel anything but schadenfreude for Lindsay Lohan anymore? (Via The Superficial.)

...Awesome: Sacha Baron Cohen is like, a fortune teller or something. (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

...Music: What, do they just hand you a record deal for every ten films you star in? (Via MSN.)

...Ass Kickings: This makes us so, so happy. It would make us happier if it was real. And painful. (Via People.)

...Enemies in Pennsylvania: Because she sure isn't making any friends. (Via New York Post.)

...Violence, Lack Thereof: Come on, he was the cute Beatle! (Via E! Online.)

...Adoption, The Sequel: Must be nice, having people to break the law for you and stuff. (Via Reuters.)

...Stupid: It ain't called priceless cause it's free. (Via Monsters and Critics.)

...Death Wishes: We're thinking that somebody's going to call the Cosa Nostra and take out a hit because of this. And then we'll laugh because, let's face it, the fucker's had it coming for twelve years. (Via Jim and Mrs. Jim, on MSNBC.)

...Spice (and Not the Cable Network): This makes perfect sense. They've been dating what, two days? (Via AZCentral.com.)

...Celebrities Are People, Too: What? You mean you have to pay taxes on your multi-million dollar paychecks? Shit... (Via The Smoking Gun.)

...Relationships: Are they or aren't they and why do we care anymore? (Via People.)

...Practical Jokers: What if he'd just rolled over and said okay? What then, boys? (Via What Would Tyler Durden Do?)

We know, we posted about the KFed video last week. But we just can't get enough of this shit.