Elite -ist: The Early to Bed Edition

We haven't been sleeping much lately. But we realize that the internet will still be there in the morning, so we're going to start at least trying for a pre-two a.m. bedtime.

Austinist: Dunno—looks an awful lot like him.

Parisist: Will they be singing Elton John singing The Who?

Chicagoist: That must be some coffee!

SFist: Pity the fool who insults Philly this way.

Houstonist: Well, that's one way to solve a problem.

Seattlest: The photo and the joke cracked us up.

Londonist: People are scary.

Shanghaiist: Not sure we feel about Chinese chili. As a concept, we're opposed.

LAist: Now that's a metaphor!

Torontoist: This excites us.

Gothamist: RIP CBGB.

Image via Laurel and Hardy Central.